Dear Portillo's Chocolate Cake,
It's been so long since we last crossed paths.
I'd forgotten how moist and gooey you are, how you tempt me beyond all reason.
Diet? Pshaw! The fact that it's summertime and bathing suit season? Meh.
None of that mattters anymore. You are everything that chocolate cake should be. Your taste is not marred by fondant and decorative trinkets. And let's be honest: I cannot resist you.
I am going to eat you and I am going to enjoy every bite.
It will not be pretty, but it will be delicious.
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